Description: I Want You to Buy a Subscription to Heaven. Uncle Sam looking like Jesus, with a crown of thorns (or instead of thorns, maybe stars?). Uncle Jesus should not have a top-hat in this one, and he should be pointing at us, Uncle Sam style, with a louche look on his face. By the way, this is the least important artwork, because the Golden Calf is the primary Uncle Sam for the Religion page of Uncle Sucker. So maybe save this one for last (unless you dig the idea, and you want to compete with Chick).
Price: $1